The Big Dong

Nickname for the city of Jacksonville, Florida

What's happening in the Big Dong this weekend

The Big Dong by Astroman790 April 10, 2015

The Real Donkey Kong 

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.

My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.

The Real Donkey Kong by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

The Long-Dong Grasshopper 

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.

I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.

The Long-Dong Grasshopper by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009

mark of the swamp donkey 

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

mark of the swamp donkey by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

The Chocolate Donut 

While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring.

Juice just couldn't stand her big ass forehead and decided to decorate it

The Chocolate Donut by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

getting the j done by Smelly D January 5, 2009

The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart

Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "

The Double Donnan by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018