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Two Play

What foreplay is reduced to after you get comfortable in a long term relationship, ie: a shortened and boring version of foreplay.
"We've been married so long I'm lucky if I even get two play. I suppose I shouldn't complain, it could be down to oneplay!"
foreplay married
by Rolla Jay November 23, 2010
mugGet the Two Playmug.

forty-two

What do you get when you multiply six by nine? Forty-two.
by Steve May 21, 2004
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two way

A situation during intercourse in which a woman involved in an orgy with two men has one man penetrating her from the front while the other man penetrates her from the back. This can also happen with two women, in which both women are wearing strap ons, penetrating the targeted woman from both the front and back. It can also happen with a man, and a woman wearing a strap on.
The three lesbians were making out naked, when two of them put on strap ons and gave the remaining lesbian a two way. It gave her an instagasm.
by Black_Spade June 29, 2008
mugGet the two waymug.

Two T's

a female who has tattoos and also have a nice pair of titties
Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.
by Thieng May 22, 2011
mugGet the Two T'smug.

two for a dollar

A common phrase used in a game of pickup-basketball after one person makes a long range jumper and a member of the opposing team offers to give them a dollar if they make the shot again from the same spot.
(Danny makes a 3-pointer)
"Ohhh, Danny finna go two for a dollar?"
by AFlockOfRavens March 3, 2018
mugGet the two for a dollarmug.

two and heif

Hey Dylan, you seem to have two and heif oranges sitting on your girlfriends chest. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend...
by bad_toad May 3, 2005
mugGet the two and heifmug.

two-pumps

by Wayne jackson May 13, 2004
mugGet the two-pumpsmug.

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