Texas drawl

A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.

In reality, there are few Texans who actually speak with the hypothetical Texas drawl.

by Jordija January 16, 2004

texas roundhouse

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth then gives a guy a blowjob while her mouth is sweaty.

Sharon, I gave Bill a texas roundhouse and his dick got wet and hot.

by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

by bikermidget March 12, 2010

Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

Texas teeth

1. It is an abnormal condition caused by excessive intake of fluorides. Can also be called mottled enamel characterized in children by discoloration and pitting of the teeth and in adults by pathological bone changes.

"hey, look at texas teeth over there, he needs to see a dentist and stop drinking that flouridated public drinking water."

by Anoo November 13, 2006

going to texas

getting high, smoking up, getting stoned, doing drugs, getting mesed up, smoking mary-jane,

let's smake this blunt and go to Texas.

by BaileyNicole August 3, 2005

Texas Bubblegum

A person who puts bubblegum over his penis before he has sex.

Girl: Where is your condom?
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.

by MadMax Houston March 28, 2011