To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.
Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting
by bikermidget March 12, 2010
When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
by GMD68048 March 1, 2011