Techno

An eargasm

Dude i need to wipe off my ear after hearing all that techno

by borosoccer20 March 3, 2011

Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

techno pleb

It is a person who doesn't have modern and up to date technical equipment used for social media and communication.

Someone who uses older technical things to communicate with other people., example not having face time or using letters instead of email thus being a Techno Pleb

by Gadget Boy September 9, 2013

techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.

"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."

by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013

technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

technitute

The clever abbreviation of "Institute of Technology"

Hey, where do you go to school? I'm at (State's name) Technitute.

by lensman May 9, 2014

techno-racism

The event where a piece of hardware or software limits functionality based on race. Sometimes due to primitive technology or developer oversight.

1. My black friend can't play Eye Toy Play on the Playstation 2 due to his dark skin not being detected by the camera. This game is techno-racism at its finest.

by superllama May 13, 2014