taylor
taylor by ekdkfjejej January 23, 2022
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A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
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Alyssa: Oh girl you See that Taylor over there he’s so fine I want him
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Emily: I’ve already had home he is not all that but you should go ahead and try
Taylor by Kid buy 2546 February 1, 2022
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Taylor is the hottest, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Shes loving, caring, funny, and cute. She'll always make you smile and laugh. Once you meet a taylor, make her yours don't lose your chance.
Taylor by TaylorSoHotSmexy February 12, 2022
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I would consider her as fake, a pick me, always laughing, talks to me like we’re cool then the next minute goes talk abt me to her other friends and sometimes can’t think her herself
“Taylor is such a pick me, oh my gosh”.