A gas station you drive by at night, and the gentlemen with baggy clothes, along with women dressed like prostitutes, give the illusion that the gas station in case is currently filming a hip hop music video.
I drove to the Conoco to get gas, but realized that it was a hip hop gas station, and decided to risk trying to find another station in a less ghetto part of town.
by dpeters37 September 13, 2011
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"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
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Get the A Situation mug.A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
by mobile crunk February 23, 2009
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Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010
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guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011
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