Saucey Bumpkin

Idiot. Term for "You Suck".

Sauce! , Wow! Saucey Bumpkin! , Did you see Brad? What a saucey bumpkin.

by JackkerFires November 15, 2010

staceymello

One who is often noted for her remarkable ability to instill younger males with overwhelming thoughts of reciprocated physical contact. Her striking similarities to her male counterparts give her the edge in nearly every scenario she enters, leaving victims totally and utterly helpless.

What happenned to that guy? He's been smiling for hours and won't stop staring at the ceiling

What a silly question, clearly victimized by a Staceymello

by Helpless man May 2, 2011

Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.

(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"

by simple_si October 5, 2011

sauce chasm

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.

I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.

by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Sauce Herpes

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.

"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"

by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013

Stacey Moaner

Stacey Moaner someone who complains or moans about things being other peoples fault

also a retired motogp rider

Dude don't be such a stacey moaner

by beebee12 November 19, 2013