stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Stroke of luck

(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.

It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.

by xEVANx(SOTF) March 30, 2010

Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula

Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording

by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019

Jew Strokin

When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.

Hey, did Brad just Jew Stoked my painting? Stop Jew Strokin me!

by skitzoso May 4, 2011

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

The Killing Stroke

A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."

Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.

by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009