splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011

Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.

"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."

by Pungent punner May 27, 2013

Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.

Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"

by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016

Splat

When you cum😩😩😩

I just splatted in that girls eyes

by GodHatesSpooks November 2, 2016

Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.

My corgi is on splat mode!

by corgi2041 December 27, 2016

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017