Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Spidercrow

(noun) A cranky pessimistic old lady that resembles a spider in behavior and sounds like a crow. She acts like a witch all the time even when good things are happening. She is never satisfied and constantly nags and criticizes everything you do, also has a mean and vindictive personality and will sneak around telling lies and backstabbing people she doesn't like (which is almost everybody ). Has a misguided belief that everything she says/does/or owns is the absolute best thing ever even though its all bullshit. Alienates everybody in her life, even her family and "friends" to the point where nobody even wants to be around her. She carries a black cloud of oppression around with her and takes the life out of a room just by entering it. Is prone to hoarding and witchcraft and is often seen carrying talismans and "magical" stones and crystals in little pouches. Believes every infomercial and orders shit loads of worthless crap off TV (hence the hoarding) then proceeds to story vomit all over you.

"Dude, what's wrong? You look like somebody took a shit in your hat."

"I was having a great day until that old Spidercrow Cecelia showed up and ruined the whole vibe."

by stonyman March 9, 2014

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

Spider One

Hottie front man of synth-metal band Powerman 5000. Rob Zombie's brother. Hard body, deranged expression and voice like a drill sergeant. Best known for songs "When Worlds Collide" & "Bombshell".

Did you see Spider One back when he had Bright As Fuck Yellow hair?

by LyraDove May 27, 2014

Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance

by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. Gang originating in northern Alabama.

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Sniperwipe

When one utilizes the minimal amount of toilet paper to finalize the wiping process of ones anus, or for precious fecal removal.

Frank employed a tactical sniperwipe to expunge all fecal matter from his ass.

by noobcicle May 21, 2018