Ballymun Speed Loaf 

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

Ballymun Speed Loaf by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016

god speed 

Good Luck

God Speed on your trip to the moon

god speed by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

The Speed of Pain 

1) The speed of which pain travels when it is inflicted on an individual.

2) A song by Marilyn Manson.

1) I cut off my arm and it instantly hurt.

2) Rick went emo after listening to 'The Speed of Pain'.

The Speed of Pain by Mojojojojo January 24, 2009

Big 10 Speed 

An oxymoron. Big 10 football plays so slow people call jokingly call it "Big Ten Speed." This is largely due to the disturbing amount of white players you'll see on teams like Wisconsin, Iowa, and Northwestern.

Jason: Man, is this Wisconsin-Minnesota game being played in quicksand?
Dan: No dude, it's just that Big 10 Speed.

Big 10 Speed by TonyEusebio November 3, 2013

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

stalker speed by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

laser speed 

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

laser speed by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Ner Speed 

1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.

"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"

"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"

"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."

Ner Speed by Coud_10 December 7, 2009