Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.
Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..