Science

When stupidity and incompetence merge.

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.

by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020

scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

Science

To test something sporadically, usually in a video game.

"Can you break your fall with water in the nether?"
"Idunno. Science it."

by Dee54 September 16, 2020

scienceing

Pretend to be Doing science But really be watching yt

I’m scienceing

by Still typing name November 2, 2020

scientific title

the most current title for any given item, object, or person.
scientifically.

i think i just noticed something never observed before, i need to give it a scientific title in urban dictionary

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020