Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
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by Nuphagus January 4, 2020
Get the Phantom phallus mug.When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
Get the phantom blue balls mug.When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020
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Abbreviated as PHJ.
A phantom jump is a "Jump charge" that is hidden due to how buggy the UI is in Shockwave Racing.
Usually, this happens due to the circles that indicate the jump charges being slow or delayed from server lag, thus causing a Phantom Jump.
You can get one via wall sliding (or QuickWalling, i'll coin that later.)
Abbreviated as PHJ.
A phantom jump is a "Jump charge" that is hidden due to how buggy the UI is in Shockwave Racing.
Usually, this happens due to the circles that indicate the jump charges being slow or delayed from server lag, thus causing a Phantom Jump.
You can get one via wall sliding (or QuickWalling, i'll coin that later.)
"Understanding how Phantom Jumps work is hard, but is very rewarding now that you aren't just blindly assuming you're a dead man when the HUD shows you have no jumps left."
by Goofy Gooberly the 3rd September 12, 2025
Get the phantom jump mug.The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
Get the Phantom Shitter mug.A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.
The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.
The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.
by rogyman March 6, 2025
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