phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.

I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down

by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

Phantom spell

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches

After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading

by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.

“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”

by Man000000 April 27, 2025