Butt Particle

Any small particulate matter left behind on a toilet seat. This can include, but is not limited to, small dried flakes of poo, small seeds, bits of dirt, etc. This does NOT include "butt smears" or "dookie tracks."

I grossed out over the huge amount of butt particles he left behind on the toilet seat.

by wifflebird April 8, 2008

Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"

The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!

by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008

dangling participial phrase

an uncompleted phrase leaving one wondering what is supposed to be said next.. "the bear happened upon, eating a log"

"jumping through the forest, the end" thats such a dangling participial phrase

by sonorareyes April 6, 2009

Robert Pattinson

An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.

Millions of fucking girls screamning over the name Robert Pattinson, is a good example.

by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.

He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.

I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.

* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *

- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"

by sothelionfellinlovewiththelamb July 19, 2009

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.

Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.

by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019