Noob Day

A day for the noobs of the world to come together and celebrate their noobness. Its is celebrated on May 23rd!

Happy Noob Day

by Anny nominus May 10, 2021

noob fuck

means an inexperienced gamer who acts like pro and talks a lot of shit to pro gamer.

noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"

by `pFk2. bLoO_- January 13, 2009

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

Noob Cannon

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.

Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.

by XtRaVa October 12, 2005

noob irl

Someone that has got low experience of the real life.

omg that guy is surely a noob irl, he has never kissed a girl in his entire life!

by Sodomisator June 1, 2006

noob cannon

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.

In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004

Noob Boosters

Noobs in Modern Warfare 2 who try to boost, and epically fail.

"These guys don't even have silencers, the are such noob boosters."

by LilithTheWhore May 22, 2010