Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.

by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023

midget

The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"😈

killswitch is a midget

by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023

Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.

Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.

by Yaboy9898 November 10, 2020

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014