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long arsehole

Well, boss, dispela woke up dis mornin an sees dis long arsehole starin at im so whats dispela gonna do?
long arsehole by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007

long term relationship

more than 2 months
me and my ex only lasted for 2 days thats not a long term relationship

long beach 

Long Beach, New York is a really chill town with cool kids. Everyone knows basically everyone. There are surfers, skaters, preps, and lacrosse heads. Most kids start drinking and smoking weed in the 7th-9th grade. Its pretty isolated from the rest of long island so there arent so many out-of-towners partying with the rest of us. People usually dont make plans, instead you can just walk around to find people and that would be who you hang out with, whether you like them or not. A lot of the kids go to catholic schools but still hang out with the public school kids. The high school in long beach looks like a prison from the outside and it air conditioned so that your always cold. there are two deans that will probably be there until the world ends, ms.palmer and ms. butler. everyone hates the freshman no matter how cute they are, and only the cool sophmores, juniors, and seniors hang out with eachother, all of the others just hang out in their own group. the surf in long beach is pretty good but even long beach native prefer the beaches in lido beach, or jones beach. on the island of long beach there's point lookout, which is just like long beach except even more isolated, lido beach the more wealthy part of long beach, the east end, the place to be during the winter because of its larger houses to fit more people, west end home, which is basically the middle of nowhere, the west end which is where the famous irish day parade taakes place, probably the best place for drinking and hanging out, and atlantic beach
long beach's swim team is a lot better than garden city's.
long beach by la playa larga December 26, 2008
A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff
Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
Long Dong by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004

long cocked 

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.
I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.
long cocked by thebev September 20, 2005

Long Island Dan 

It's when you're hooking up with a chick and she puts EZ Mac in the microwave for 60 seconds. You then have 60 seconds to run to the nearest softball field and sit indian style in left field. You then have to sprint back to the apartment right as she is pulling out the EZ Mac and is about to say "I'm gonna eat this EZ Mac, and then I'm gonna have sex with insert name
Did you hook up with that chick last night? Yea man, she gave me the Long Island Dan, almost pulled my hamstring running all the way back from left field.