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xbox live 

The cause for many couples breaking up, a total waste of time.

The males spend all their money on games and all their time playing the games.
Favourites being Halo and Brothers in arms and Call Of Duty.

Do not talk to their girlfriends because they are talking to someone in the next room or another country through their stupid headsets.
Xbox live for Xhole (ex-hole)

girl: "so what did u do today?"
boy (playing on xbox live): "whats that tony? its sunny in jamaca"
tony(on headset): "no mate, i love halo"
girl: "we're over"
xbox live by Rach123456789 January 20, 2009
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Total Request Live 

Total Request Live by Jake February 26, 2003
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Long live 

The English say Long live the king/queen when they die.

The saying can be adopted to express relief or just acknowledgment that something is over.
I took my last final today. Long live 1Ls.

Where do you live?

A Hebrew slang, for: You dont know what you talk about, you dont understand anything et cet.

A: I saw Brad Pitt last night!
b: Who is Brad Pitt?
A: Where do you live?
Where do you live? by Jobu14 November 25, 2005

eat shit and live 

"Yo Hitler, eat shit and die! Hey Dude who stole my newspaper: eat shit and live, you bastard!"
eat shit and live by moi April 9, 2004

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO GO FUCKING NUTS!
Push your care, push your burdens aside
Erase everything inside and leave just one thing on your mind.
You only live once so just go fucking nuts! (Go!)
Live life hard
Live life hard
You only get one shot
So shoot!
With every breath you take you're dying
With every step we take we're falling apart
If we only had one chance we'd breathe
Let's take the chance right now and scream
You only live one life
For a very short time
So make every second divine
Go!
Live life hard
Live life hard
Are you still breathing?
It's your heart that's beating inside
That keeps us alive
And for the very first time
We're pushing aside (to surrender)
Everything that I see in my eyes
Except for the one thing on my mind
That I am alive
For the very first time!

Watched the Wedding Live 

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.