ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

back to leg

A bitch who has no ass who thinks she does. When she stands up she tends to look like she’s breaking her back to try to show her “no ass”. She cheats on her boyfriend. And steals everyone mans. She’s your typical hoe ass thot. She be breaking her back. This is known as back to leg.

look at this bitchass thot back to leg. She gonna end up in the hospital.

by suck my dick :) April 6, 2019

arm-leg

The front leg of any animal that walks on all fours.

Since my dog Kodiak doesn't know how to pee with his leg up, he's always pissing on his arm-legs.

by BerryrVA December 3, 2018