LobsterSharts's definitions

ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019

fappy nappy

The act of beating off and going to sleep.

I’ve had a rough day. I’m going home to have me a fappy nappy.

by LobsterSharts March 3, 2020