pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

sophie johnson

Sophie johnson is a keeper she is very fit and a good laugh she is very lovely and kind and has a very anoying brother aka if u have a sophie johnson keep them forever

Sophie johnson is a very kind person

by Pineappleandcarrot March 7, 2021

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day

The Johnson fam is the best YouTube channel

by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019

Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 May 15, 2018