Jerk Circle

A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.

“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”

by Фщджу September 1, 2019

jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.

Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.

by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.

Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020