Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.

yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.

by ayevayday December 3, 2009

Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

by tekphreak January 21, 2010

hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience

I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus

by double d 5129 December 6, 2013

Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

Jesus Finger

When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.

Midway through intercourse:

Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?

by S3X0NF11R3 December 7, 2010

dating Jesus

1. A Christian who's not dating because they are waiting for God to reveal their spouse. Made popular by the book "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris
2. A Christian who's not dating for one of the following reasons; intensely in love with God, fear relationships, fear intimacy, dating is just to much work, socially awkward, etc.

Don't bother asking her out, she's "dating Jesus".

by linuxgrl January 12, 2009