Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

That newborn is such a marsupial baby.

by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

Kush Baby

A 'Kush Baby' - similar to a bush baby - is a new-comer to the world of dank kush.

Although no expert at 420 blazing, a 'Kush Baby' is still eager to sample the world of chong; looking up to Kush Daddy's like 'Snoop' and 'J-Dog' for tips and tricks.

'Kush Baby's' need to be taken care of in many ways, for example;

Providing them with water in case that kush chronic makes them cough up a lung.

Ensuring they cross roads safely when baked like a potato.

One on one wacky baccy lessons, e.g. 'Quickfire Kush".

"You've got to breathe in until it goes to your chest, Kush Baby."

"I'm still a young Kush Baby, how do you expect me to rip hella bongs 24/7 ?!!?"

by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.

We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?

by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

nepo baby

Nepo Baby: A child born into exceptional fame, wealth, or influence, whose path to success is largely predetermined by their family's considerable resources and connections. Unlike an average person who may inherit a family trade, a Nepo Baby is groomed from birth to dominate global industries, politics, or social spheres.

She launched a fashion line at 18, but she's a Nepo Baby—her parents really own the industry.

by Thalia_Darkley October 24, 2023