Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

who-bag

a random bitch that is fucked, discarded, and not worthy of having her name remembered

I heard you slammed some nice pig last night. What's her name?

No fucking clue. Just another who-bag

by Rape King June 16, 2010

do-bag

Someone whom you do.

I totally did that do-bag last night.

by Flynn Michael Henipayne October 30, 2006

Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.

Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"

by ...........???................. May 8, 2008

Bag Pipin'

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.

Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.

by Shar1 May 20, 2017

Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

hit the bag

do cocaine

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober

by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020