Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015

bottle hopping

Involves traveling from a club VIP table with bottle service to the another club with a available bottle. If done correctly little to no money is needed to drink in the club. This act is normally only accomplished successfully by attractive young females.

Kassie and I were bottle hopping the entire night while we were clubbing, until glass got in her eye from a bottle shattering.

by 2Clutch2Touch August 1, 2015

Finna hop on that

Jumping on top of the opposite sex with the intention of giving that person a lap dance.

"Damn, that boy is so fine. I'm finna hop on that!"

by ThatDictionary August 8, 2016

Womp Hop

Usually a swing tempo at around 90-110 bpm with a dubstep baseline.

e.g L.S.D by Bassnectar, Real Good Poop etc.

Womp Hop is hiphop that goes womp. Not to be confused with trip or glitch hop.

by RealGoodPoop February 19, 2010

Hop J

A very well defined slim petite woman, with small yet sexy features. Usually very quiet and hard to read.

Wow, I really would like to snag that Hop J's number for later.

by Analyticator September 12, 2013

hip hop

A string of grunts and sighs continuosely repeating over a series of thuds. Somewhere in the mix there's dialogue in Ebonics so it is usually unintelligible. Basically the same thing as Rap. Reveared by black people and rich white kids.

Hip Hop is the special olympics of music.

by russianbear54 September 25, 2006

Hipster-Hop

Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. See Hopster

She was really in to hipster-hop because she liked electronica but was trying to become interested in rap.

by Du Monee November 14, 2009