Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.

Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.

by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012

lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016

Incidental Helmet-to-Helmet

An NFL rule that states helmet-to-helmet hits are allowed in Carson Wentz. This only applies to Carson Wentz and nobody else.

Jadeveon Clowny's incidental helmet-to-helmet hit won the Seahawks the game.

by SuperEaglesFan January 6, 2020

douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 9, 2011

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017

Helmet

the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...

good:
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

insult:
Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!

by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009