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Afghan Hipster

A person from the Afghan Descent who is interested of being a hipster. He loves smoking weed, riding his bike, hates blacks who act like Asian people, but loves blacks. He loves growing out his facial hair and peope think he is smart, cool, talented, and most funniest person ever, though some take is jokes really offending.
Dude look at this Afghan Hipster with his chants cracking those mad jokes and drawing in a piece of paper.
by Afghanhipster1993 March 24, 2011
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hipster

Someone who is so indie and urban that they are actually mean and ignorant or possibly dead (or seam like it).
Those hipsters at american apparel were so boring and dead.
by SkankyBri June 17, 2008
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Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.
Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.
by acb October 15, 2006
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hipster

total asshole who dabbles in douchebaggery; laughs at people wearing neck braces.
Emily, you're such a fucking asshole hipster. Why are you laughing at that kid in the neck brace?
by butchypoo7 October 30, 2010
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hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.
Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.
by No name 2 July 20, 2008
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hipstercrite

a hipster who hates other hipsters because they have become too mainstream
yo that guy is such a hipstercrite
by kpar June 24, 2012
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Panty Hamster

An abnormally hairy snatch
Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003
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