halloweenies

empty penises

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.

by dick November 3, 2003

halloweeny

a person in highschool or older who still goes trick-or-treating instead of going to a party.

Mike: Hey is Doug going to the party?

Andrew: No. He's going trick-or-treating with his little brother instead.

Mike: Wow... what a halloweeny!

by Sakebomb October 17, 2009

halloween

Annual celebration of the demon world, most popular in the U.S. by multitudes of ignorant populus.

I banged her backstage at Freeker's Ball on Halloween

by larstait October 9, 2003

halloweenigan

A person that really likes halloween, or is a halloween addict..yeeahh..

sarah: *listening to halloween music at xmas*
meghan: ur such a halloweenigan..ur awesome!
sarah: i agree!
meghan: lets skip around and scare little kids!
sarah: OKAY!
meghan: WOOO!!!!!

by <insert-clever-name> April 2, 2007

Halloweenie

The genitalia of a male skeleton (females have a hallowenus). Although many will argue that this is impossible for a skeleton to have a hallowenie as a weenie “does not have bones”, this is obviously a lie created by the government.

Spooky girl A: “OMG did you see Jeff’s Halloweenie? It is sooooo big!”
Spooky girl B: “IKR, that guy is so hot”

by Mr_PP October 30, 2019

Hollow Love

Hollow Love is an intense burning passion that finds itself consummated through 'deadarming' and 'granny-kissing.' The parties often text back and forth incessantly, each repeatedly claiming to love the other more. This in no way, shape, or form approximates real love, or even physical/sexual attraction. Most often, it is the result of the parties' parents trying to cover up for their children's homosexuality.

Zach: i luv u mor
Kara: no i luv u mor
Zach: no i luv u mor
Me: Jeez, look at that deadarm. I totally less-than-sign three that deadarm. Such hollow love. *sighs*
Domo: I don't know. It looks to me to be a little much. Oh, Jesus, are they shaking hands? In PUBLIC? *vomits*

by Jack's Man June 13, 2008

Hallowean

1. (v)the act of making your kids realize that once the Halloween candy is gone, the "goodie" supply in the house will decrease abrubtly.

2.(n) the zombie like state induced in children by crashing following a sugar rush of Halloween candy.

1. Tommy is almost out of candy and I'm going to have to hallowean him off sweets.

2 I can't get Lisa to go to outside and play because she is suffering from hallowean.

by Davywankenobi June 3, 2009