griffin_the

1. Worlds Number one fag and pedophile that touches little boys like Cubs17fan17.

2. "biggest Nubcake that you could ever see"

3. A male who has female eyes of a woman.

Hi my names griffin_the and i like to touch little boys and think it's cool. - I banged my hand so hard it blue balled me.

by Andy^ April 3, 2009

Gifflarben

A word used by vikings or any barbaric people to express any kind of emotion.

Viking 1)Man look at all this waste we laid on this village
Viking 2)Gifflarben!
Viking 1)But we accidentally killed your son too
Viking 2)Gifflarben :(

by BillyBob? February 4, 2009

Giffin it

The act of masturbating in class; also known as classterbating.

That kid was giffin it to that red-headed-chick and got caught by the teacher and got written up..

by That kid getting his D WET April 11, 2009

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

giffjob

g.iff.j.ob \ noun.
A sexual term used to describe the act of a male with a ponytail giving you a blowjob inside of a pedicab.

I recently got back from Chicago where I got a giffjob during the local festival.

by Peedin November 14, 2011

Griffable

Any girl that can physically hook up or have sex with a guy. Preconditions usually include a pulse* and lack of any male genitalia.

*Pulse sometimes optional.

Guy 1:Dude is that girl breathing?
Guy 2: Yep barely, but she's got a pulse.

Guy 3: Sweet, so she's griffable. Alright leave the room, it's boning time.

by Bed Stuy Bandit December 7, 2011