Gruff

A meaty minge/cock that has a very big and coarse bush.

" my misses gruff was growling last night"
"I just munched on bare gruff, I'm now a gruffinator"
"On the prowl for some mad gruff"

by PallideArmis November 27, 2025

Gaff

A breathy laugh, like a gasp of air.

After hearing the joke, her giggle had turned into a gaff

by fluttedbutted December 7, 2025

Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

fatty gaff

Faken fat house party or bake up

Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?

by 420/7 blaze it March 30, 2017