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Gaping Asshole

An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.

A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007
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gaper

A skier or snowboarder who sucks and is usually spotted wearing clothing from 1983, but other clothing styles for them do exist. A dead giveaway of a gaper is when their pants are tucked into their boots and the famous "Gaper Gap" (a gap between the helmet/hat and the goggles). Gapers sometimes temporarily inhabit the entrance to a terrain park. They will sit on their ass for a good 5-10 minutes talking about what they are going to do of a that "jump" or "rail" while everyone behind them goes before them and they stare at them with their mouth gaped open. Once they finally decide to leave their home at the entrance of the terrain park, the gaper will eventually decide to either roll over the jump and mess up all the lips, or they will try and actually hit the jump. If this occurs, they generally end up coming up half way short of the landing on their ass and yardsale, while the person behind them runs them over and/or yells at them. Gapers may also make turns or snowplow down green runs and sometime try to act cool by crouching and sticking their ski poles in the air but are totally oblivioius to the fact that they look even more stupid than they previously were. Gapers often find themselves on the top of a black diamond run because they are dumbasses and can't read a map. When they approach the run, they may either turn around, stare at it, sit down on the top of it, or just simply walk down the side of it. Gapers often have trouble getting on and off lifts and the lift operator gets really frustrated with them because he is required to stop the lift. A fun game to play while skiing or riding behind a gaper is called "Follow the Gaper". The game is played by following the gaper's path and looking as bad as they are. The game will usually last until they identify your presence, however it is possible to extend the game even past this point.
That gaper just stopped the lift when he got on and off of it!

That gaper's Salomon Symbio rear-entry ski boots are so sick!
by Scabby Anderson January 18, 2009
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GAPO

Stands for: Gorilla Arm Pit Odor. When someone smells disgusting esp. like shit. Offensive body odor. Pronounced gap o
I couldn't stand next to Mike because he had major gapo.
by Ema&Zoe March 16, 2008
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Gapping Out

Its is to be lost in space, to have very little brain function and have no awareness of what is going on around you. Commonly happens when a person is stoned/and or driving.
Person One: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Person Two: "No sorry I was gapping out"
by Trizzzz April 25, 2006
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gapehole

A sagging, open orifice on a person's body. Typically refers to a dumbfounded open mouth but can also refer to a gaping vagina or anus.
When I pulled out of her ass, I couldn't stop myself from pissing in her hilarious looking gapehole. She looked at me in shock and I filled her face gapehole with my excrement so as to stifle her attempt at a retort.
by Pogchoo September 7, 2004
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Gaping for a Raping

An individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.
Tom, 'Wow look at the ass on that!'

Mike, 'Damn, she is gaping for a raping!'
by Killercatt October 21, 2009
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GappyV

The act of losing your Pokémon in a nuzlocke because you didn't pay attention to the typing/moveset of the opposing Pokémon
Person 1: I JUST GAPPYVED MY GARCHOMP NOOOO I WAS'T PAYING ATTENTION

Person 2: FishMoley Clap
by FatherOfTheMorning October 19, 2021
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