Pink Footer

Pink Footer - All the little new born babies

Kevin: So Jacques, when are you having your Pink Footer??

by Petfood August 28, 2009

the fosters

Slang term for person with a large in girth cock or tool.

He pulled out the fosters and she was in awe.

by TexasD April 5, 2005

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Footer

A football player. Especially a good looking one with a good bottom...!!

My favourite footer is David Beckham.

by Piplicious July 15, 2007

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006