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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
by beezley October 15, 2013
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ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013
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cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing
by Glyclick February 9, 2015
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ass baggy

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain December 19, 2007
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snowy ass

Having dry cum in your ass
My girl friend got snowy ass last night after sex.
by Tyman16 March 9, 2015
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