Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.

Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!

by D-train1990 March 16, 2010

expresshole

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.

"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.

by yecart_13 January 6, 2009

Exposer

1.One who talks about random stuff and "accidentally" reveals too much information about you to those around.

2.One who purposely exposes your secrets cuz their a hater.

3. One who is all of the above.

1."Shut up, you're such an exposer"

2."She told on me, the exposer"

3. Me

by The_Exposer June 28, 2012

Expired coupons

-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.

-The 2015 version of shitty deal.

"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"

"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"

by imixitup January 6, 2015

expresso

How ass hats say "espresso"

expresso? where the fuck are you getting the X in espresso?

by evil snarf August 20, 2016

Expresso

A word that a dumbass fucktard says.

I.e. lambs dumbass orders expresso

Yum Expresso! Tastes like my favorite thing in the whole work... DICK

by N0SES September 13, 2016

weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008