Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

Douchebag Factory

A bar that at any point during the day has a high douchebag to normal bar goer ratio.

We were at the bar last night watching the game and it was pretty cool except after 11 it became a total Douchebag Factory.

by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010

douchebaggage

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.

Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.

by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

Douchebag flagged.

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.

Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.

As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.

Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.

by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011

Douchebag

An idiot sperm donor who doesnt bother to show up for his kids surgery.....

oh wait.. that was today and I overslept?? yup I must be a douchebag

by douchebags smarter ex-wife July 19, 2011

Douchebaggery

The constant 3 acts of someone (usually male) that does 1. acts like they have a big you know what and doesn't, 2. thinks that God sent him personally down to the women of earth wrapped up with a bow and 3. Has no end to the selfishness

A thin veil of douchebaggery fools no one.

by Sando2 November 17, 2011

Douchebag

A term for a group of cycle enthusiasts (commonly used for group of loud motorcycles or road cyclists)

Carol and John’s conversation was interrupted when a douchebag of bikers roared by.

San needed to slam on his brakes when passing a douchebag of cyclists on a narrow road.

by Grylo September 28, 2018