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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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doctor

verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.
"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"
by patanddave March 8, 2008
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Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown
Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology
by Derek November 21, 2003
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the doctor

Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.
Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.
by dick9000 September 26, 2013
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Doctor

it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.
"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"
by Lord Twattington January 13, 2008
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dontera

a sexy azz girl that loves attention and is smart as a wiz, also looking for a man a.s.a.p, those of you who know her know that she is a beautiful person and shines bright
by dontera March 16, 2003
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Doctor Wang

My balls hurt so I made an appointment with Doctor Wang M.D.
by myballskindaHURT March 30, 2010
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