Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.
Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!
by geckypibb September 1, 2010
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I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007
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The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
Get the Russian Alarm Clock mug.Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn't move soon, it's going to be cock'o'clock.
by Charlie and Fred April 24, 2008
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by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
Get the beating off the clock mug.1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?
|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?
|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
by R0DR1G0 November 24, 2010
Get the 1337 o' clock mug.1. When a person is annoying by asking a lot unnecessary questions about while your doing something.
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging
Robyn is leaving her house and her neighbor ask her where she is going,when she coming back,and who she will be with. Robyn simply replies "STOP CLOCKING ME"
by vetrobyn March 11, 2009
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