Crusty Pussy

The definition of someone that is petty and jealous of everything they cannot have.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy."

by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017

crusty

an insultin term from a pikey/chav/townie to a goth/grunger/punk/rocker etc

them:wer cool lets have the crusties
Us: dont start things u cant finish u illiterate pikey fuckers

(in memory of marcus' lost tooth to an overly aggressive and eventually cowardly pikey)

by pete April 26, 2003

crusty

wen u wake up in the mornin and u roll ova 2 c tht the night before u had fuked ya mum

tht shag was crusty

by ricardo June 27, 2004

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

crusty

someone who played one year of freshman basketball, then stopped playing and even though he sucked, his presence was missed; someone who throws sissy punches

Joe: you're a crusty butt-fuck
John: shut up *punch*

by the master of words August 30, 2008

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004