The Chinese Fingertrap

When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.

Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

Chinese Food

Dog

I do not like to eat Chinese Food but I do have Chinese Food at home.

by Mikelmek May 22, 2019

Chinese Bowling

Be warned: A Dirty Sanchez isn't quite as vulgar as Chinese bowling! This is one phrase that might actually be too dirty for Urban Dictionary. It required lot's of grease(not lube), feathers, and a beaded necklace. ...you may want to have lot's of paper towels on hand as well.

Many people prefer to light incense when they do this to cover up some of the odor.

The act is usually initiated via an unusual invitation like a hidden message in a fortune cookie.

"I had to throw burn my sheets after last night. We went Chinese Bowling!

by Official Science Person December 7, 2010

Chinese checkers

Cashiers at the Beijing 7-11.

Let's go down the 7-11. I heard they have the new Chinese checkers in.

by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

chinese hoes

serlina and co. stripping like clowns

serlina and co. are chinese hoes with no clothes

by dash May 14, 2004

Chinese Food

Another name for Marijuana.

This name or "code word" originated in Australia as a code word that a group of teenagers used so they could talk about Marijuana and not be caught.

This code word is very effective, for example the work "Wok"
in this situation could also be a Bong. And a restaurant proprietor could be a dealer.

Hey, wanna get Chinese Food on Saturday?

by luucciiee :) March 2, 2011

Chinese Food

tastes like shit that would come from a dead cat.

Man, this shit tastes like someone slaughtered my cat last night.

by Lu October 24, 2003