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reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.
I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged
by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011
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spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.
Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
by iccthedral October 17, 2008
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The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009
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Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
by mikeyfire March 31, 2010
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most extreme elimination challenge

A hillarious show produced and displayed on Spike TV where japanese people take part in ridiculous physical challenges where they are most likely seriously injured or killed. Formerly known as "Takeshi's Castle" in Japan, until it met an untimely demise. Then America stole it and horribly dubbed it with hillarious sayings, phrases, and names. Currently hosted by Kenny Blakenship and Vic Romano, with commentary by Guy LeDouche, and contestant-help by Captain Tenneal, Also frequented by Bobaganooshes, and workers from minor industries.

Basically the best damned show currently on Spike TV.

See MXC
*Girl gets smacked in the face with a Soccer Ball and is knocked unconscious for 4 hours."

Kenny: I see the problem here Vic, she tried to catch the ball with her forehead!

Vic: Right you are Ken!
by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004
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calling rita

after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or anticipating diarrhea.
"oh shit i gotta use the bathroom rita's calling"

"i'm sorry i can't come over there, right now i'm calling rita"
by mil-town crown January 9, 2009
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Inertially challenged

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.
by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006
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