What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

prayer-chain by QuacksO June 7, 2019

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the chain guy

a fat muscular Indian scammer with tan Jordans and a flattop.

yo can i get some drip from this chain booth. yes u should its a very fashionable sense of style. nah man those are fake um security over there is your mother calling u. hey chain guy ur a scammer munge. fuck u the chain guy

the chain guy by blandon mcfinn December 8, 2019

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snapchat chain

It’s like a wallet chain but it’s designed to hold your phone to optimize Snapchat filters, quality and angle.

“Man I cant believe Ray managed to catch that moment on snap” “yeah dude he has a Snapchat chain”

snapchat chain by Mumdogmilli February 16, 2020

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