Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!

Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005

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cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

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Cakeshot

Term to be used in the future to describe an actual "leak" of gameplay footage within the video game industry. This is due to idiot gaming bloggers misusing the word "leak" to refer to any legitimately released footage by developers because it draws hits to their website because when people see the word "leak" they think "OMFG SECRETS!"

"Well thanks for overusing the word "leak" dickheads, now we have to use something else to describe an actual leak, so we're going with the word "cakeshot".

"EXCLUSIVE: Joystiq has a confirmed gameplay cakeshot of MGS5 footage!!11"

by Facepuncher_Reddit June 1, 2009

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