Canadian Curd Bucket 

1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north

2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.

Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!

Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.

Canadian Curd Bucket by Patient zero December 9, 2008

Canadian Accent 

there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.

When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.

please the gods, or you'll wind up with a canadian accent!

Canadian Accent by JudgeDredd-locks February 10, 2010

canadian bacon 

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

canadian bacon by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

Canadian wedding dress 

A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.

See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"

Canadian wedding dress by Benji Barker January 27, 2007

Canadian Sasquatch 

When you are fucking a girl against a wall, right before you ejaculate you drop her on the ground, step and ejaculate on her feet. Causing her to scream in pain and making her feet swell up like that of bigfoot.

Did you hear, Ted just gave Nancy a Canadian Sasquatch!

Canadian Sasquatch by GeneralIcecream April 10, 2010

Canadian Kamikaze

The act of fisting a girl up the vagina, while simultaneously fisting her up the anus. While both hands are inside the female, the man interlocks his fingers, picks her up, and swings her over his head while screaming "CANADIAN KAMIKAZE!!"

Dan: Yo bro what did you do last night?
Trevor: Last night was pretty epic man, I don't think I'll ever recover.
Dan: Why bro, what happened?
Trevor: I met this chick named Maria and gave her the old Canadian Kamikaze.

Canadian Kamikaze by Pauly Unstoppable April 21, 2011

Canadian Backhoe 

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father

I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe

Canadian Backhoe by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008