Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.

Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers

John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt

by Kwias February 9, 2017

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021

Computer

A big box with some electronics and malware also it can access the save haven for cringe twitter

Computer more like cumputer

by Holyholes September 10, 2021

Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 29, 2021

Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.

Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?

by BunnySmile June 30, 2021