parakeet bliesk

Parakeet jizz

The parakeet bliesk landed on the girls head.

by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009

Hairy bits

Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.

Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.

by Kaifizzle July 7, 2010

Bakin' Bits

Little pieces of hashish.

Dude, let's top that bowl off with some Bakin' Bits! I got some Trainwreck bubble hash that will go well with that Mendocino Silver...

by Drgizmo December 28, 2010

webbed bliss

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!

by amesababe November 2, 2010

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

Chick Bits

The product contained within the vagina of a female who hasn't showered for a minimum of three weeks.

Dude, I went down on this chick last night, and I came up with some gnarly chick bits in my beard!

by Cramanda January 3, 2012

Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.

Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."

by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013