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Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
by The clit commander April 11, 2003
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hit the bag

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober
by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020
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Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.
Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"
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Power-Bag

A douchebag type who is overly immersed in his own importance. usually a stoner who makes up idiotic words to make himself feel better about his existence. for some reason he also stalks others and takes their picture for fear of forgetting them as soon as he is sober. extremely irritating and is a menace to society.
Artur is such a Power-Bag...he is after spending all his money on weed so now he is scabbing cigarettes off everyone while firing out insults.
by Amaterasoo March 7, 2011
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Stooge-bag

You are such a freakin stooge-bag!
by methosb March 21, 2003
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Bag Pipin'

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.
Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.
by Shar1 May 20, 2017
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Bag of Socks

Someone who is completely useless.
"Dean your a bag of socks"
by StevenStrand September 25, 2011
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