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Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
by The clit commander April 11, 2003
mugGet the Tea Bagmug.

Bag Pipin'

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.
Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.
by Shar1 May 20, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipin'mug.

Bag of Socks

Someone who is completely useless.
"Dean your a bag of socks"
by StevenStrand September 25, 2011
mugGet the Bag of Socksmug.

hit the bag

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober
by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020
mugGet the hit the bagmug.

Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.
Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"
mugGet the Sandwich Baggingmug.

who-bag

a random bitch that is fucked, discarded, and not worthy of having her name remembered
I heard you slammed some nice pig last night. What's her name?

No fucking clue. Just another who-bag
by Rape King June 16, 2010
mugGet the who-bagmug.

Stooge-bag

You are such a freakin stooge-bag!
by methosb March 21, 2003
mugGet the Stooge-bagmug.

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