the awkward dolphin 

A derivative of the "awkward turtle". It is when one assumes a squatting position and then proceeds to make sounds familiar to that of a pregnant walrus (sounds something like this: "urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!"), whilst waving their arms by their wast. Unlike the turtle however, it is used to create socially awkward situations, rather than emphasize them.

When a person enters the room, everyone does the awkward dolphin to make the newcomer feel awkward for a few seconds. Then act like nothing had happened.

the awkward dolphin by I AM THE WALRUS October 27, 2012

l'awkward

a classy way to say awkward since everything sounds classier in french.

"Adrienne you're soooo hot"
"Victoria..... l'awkward, please stop trying to be me"

l'awkward by aashley18 April 30, 2010

Internet Awkward 

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

Internet Awkward by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

and it was awkward because i was naked 

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

and it was awkward because i was naked by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014

the awkward moment when... 

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.

the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.

the awkward moment when... by Bottom Face October 22, 2011

Facebook awkward 

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.

Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"

Facebook awkward by Facebookington January 9, 2011

Epic Awkward 

To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.

Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!

Epic Awkward by suchwell August 15, 2009